This is perhaps one of the funniest sites I've seen lately. I absolutely cannot go on here without laughing. It's a great break on a long day!
Tom Haverford is an employee at the Parks Department on the show "Parks and Rec", and he has created all these names for different foods. A few excerpts:
Coffee is .. Co Co Loco
Milk is .. Cereal Sauce
Pizza is .. Gangsta Bread
Ketchup is .. Kanye Blood
Espresso is ... Sippy Sippy Wake Wake
I think I feel a meal-time table game coming on!
